How to know if you are already addicted to Facebook

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you do any of the following or even considering that you are close to one, then you are suffering from “FACEBOOK ADDICTION”:

  • You care about what people think about you more on facebook than in real life
  • You get annoyed if somebody does not get a relationship or family relations with you right
  • If you rage, hate or do not talk to a specific person for a long period of time because they rejected your invite (or did not accept it within 24 hours)
  • You visit sites that list reasons about being addicted to facebook
  • Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall
  • You’ve already checked your Facebook account three times before finishing this list! (I feel sorry for you..)
  • You have a version of all your pictures in 5 different which you thought looked cool when editing
  • You worry about how people will “judge you if you say..” on your wall
  • You get angry if somebody doesn’t like your comment
  • Like your own comments because nobody else will
  • Rage at people for being worse than you at Farmville, Mafia Wars or any of those time-wasting mini-games that lure you to the site
  • You start wondering about the advertising on the side
  • You want to make an advert on the side
  • You try to make an advert on the side
  • You are disappointed that the advert will cost money, and ‘surprisingly’ return to your profile page
  • When you are bored, instead of going offline after an hour you decide to look at people’s photo’s
  • Once somebody’s wall runs out of posts to comment on, you decide to add your own just to amuse yourself
  • Every half hour you look at your phone to see if there are any notifications

Likewise you know if it’s a problem if:

  • You get overly embarrassed and try hide all evidence that something that somebody posted something odd about you on your wall ever existed
  • Untag yourself from photo’s which aren’t as unrealistic as your profile picture
  • You break up with somebody by posting a message on their wall
  • Your relationship status is only official if its been updated on facebook
  • You have several facebook friends that you’ve never actually met in person (you know how many i mean by several..)
  • Before you accept a job you have to find out about their Facebook policies
  • People don’t invite you out without facebooking you about it first
  • The world “poke” is no longer considered something physical to you
  • You like to receive meaningless gift icons and you like sending meaningless gift icons in return
  • You get upset when people do not talk with 3’s and @’s
  • You get upset when people don’t understand you (whilst you say something like ” 57!=u n00|3z “
  • You get upset when people don’t come online as much as you do
  • You tell people to come online more
  • You get upset when they say no
  • You get upset when they say your online too much
  • Facebook always makes you upset no matter how much you think going on more will make things better
  • IF you cry at anything other than a relationship problem, then something is definitely wrong..
  • if u pretend to be giggling (“hehe..”) or crying (“QQ”), but don’t worry ‘lol’ doesnt mean you are losing your sanity
  • If you start making images in letters and symbols
  • If you refuse to talk to anybody you don’t that you don’t have on facebook

etc.

If you match any of the above, dear lord, seek help.

 

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