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Designing a Project Without A Design Brief Is Like…

Here are the best of Designing a project without a design brief is like…

#1. Filling an order for a steak in a restaurant kitchen which reads, “I’ll have a cow piece, thanks.”

#2. Playing charades. Designer: “Okay, you’re pointing to a paper, so this must be a print project… no? Wait – Web! You’re holding up three fingers, so you need it in three weeks? WHAT?! THREE HOURS?”

#3. Being a fortune teller with a crystal ball. Designer: “Ooooh, I see you have a big event coming up. You will need an advertising campaign. It will be all wrong until 4 a.m. the night before we go to print. Yes, the Great Designer never guesses, she knows.”

#4. A forensic artist drawing a suspect. Designer: “From what you described, this is what you want for your brochure.” Client: “No, that’s basically my competitor’s brochure. I wanted that but BETTER.”

#5. Buying your wife surprise jewelry. Designer: “Last time we met, my client mentioned tri-folds. She probably wants a tri-fold. And she always signs her email in comic sans. She must like comic sans. And the design will match her signature!”Image

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What to Do When You’re Bored at Work

It’s a Friday! Well, if you had not been struck by Friday Sickness that bad that you made it to your office, congratulations! Here’s an Internet High Five! I hope this wouldn’t be another drag day for you, well in case, maybe this activity just might help a bit.

1. Kill a few Flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.

4. Here are a few examples…


The Mistakeables

Besides of being one of the movie flops of  2010, I think Sylvester Stallone should’ve hired better graphic designers to make him look good at least on the movie poster, check out his biceps, they don’t look the same size and look almost as a tumor, also check out everyone’s feet they’re all stepping each other and even the shadow doesn’t look right.


5 Stages of a Drunken Night

Hell yes, it’s time to do some drinkin’! You’re showered, dressed to the nines and you’ve got zero responsibilities before 2PM the next day. But before you start downing pints, it might be a good idea to get a little preview of what you’re alcoholic evening is going to look like. Here I’ve detailed the five stages of a drunken night, and needless to say, it doesn’t end pretty. But so what? You’re drunk!

 

 

 

Stage #1 – Smart

During this stage, you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all, and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. You are also always right. And of course, the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are “smart”. Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those who get the opportunity to listen in.

 

 

Stage #2 – Handsome/Pretty

This is when you are convinced that you’re the best looking person in the entire room, and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because, of course, they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.

 

 

Stage #3 – Rich

Suddenly, magically, you become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets in this stage. Now of course, you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for anyone who happens to glance in your direction because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.

 

 

Stage #4 – Bulletproof

You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point, you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about loosing because you know all, have all the money to cover this bet, and you will obviously win a fight that might erupt if he looses.

 

 

Stage #5 – Invisible

This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything of it because they can’t see you. All your social inhibitions are gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

And you certainly won’t remember! Next, you pass out in a puddle of your own filth and the night is officially over.

 


10 Signs that Your Girlfirend is a B*tch! (Not Mine, Just Read It!)

I was reading past articles on AskMen.com, and I don’t think I have posted this one yet, so let me get to it. It is the 10 signs that your girlfriend may be a steaming bitch. My question is, how many of these qualities are you willing to tolerate? If your girlfriend is guilty of say, 3 of them, is it time to breakup with her? Get your checklist out and I hope none of these sound familiar to you. Click below to read the 10 signs your girlfriend may be a bitch.

1. She flirts with other men.
2. She embarrasses you in public.
3. She bosses you around.
4. She never pays.
5. She treats people like trash.
6. She slights you in bed.
7. She expects to be treated like a queen.
8. She’s cold hearted.
9. She criticizes everything about you.
10. She’s self centered.


The Not So “Common Mailboxes”

Who said snail mails are out of the picture already? Yes, messaging had evolved so much since the introduction of modern technology, but that ain’t keeping this hardcore snail mail lovers on redefining their mode of communication. See the epic mailboxes (when I mentioned mailbox what I meant was the real one, not the one in your mobile phones or emails).

 


Maxim Fail!

Maxim magazine had a photoshoot with Kata Dobo.  And after the photoshoot was done they ran those images through photoshop.

Think she’s in nice shape? Maybe,but its funny that the tiles on the walls are not so in shape. Take a closer look at the right side of her mid section, it had been pushed in and the left side of her chest has been stretched.

Here is another shot:

On this, one of her sides were really pushed in.

 

 

 


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